Thursday, October 20

It Is Good To Be A Woman

It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3 Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.


Blogger Haole Girl said...

ROFLMAO!! Number nine gets me. Why do they do that? And why do they start at such a young age??

5:07 AM, October 22, 2005  
Blogger Gail said...

honestly I think they do it to comfort themselves. LOL

12:03 PM, October 22, 2005  
Blogger colleen said...

And WE NEVER leave the seat up.we know what clothes hampers are for. we rarely grow science experiments in our fridges and call them lunch AND we hardly ever consider "WANT SOME" as foreplay

6:00 PM, October 25, 2005  

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